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My folks get stuck here all the time. One time it took them fifteen minutes to get back to the page they were looking for. They were doing all their Christmas shopping, right here on the internet. On Tuna Crystals more specifically. They prefer not to go out with all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, and they think it's just way simpler to shop from home. They always say back in their day they couldn't do activities like this, but I make sure to tell them, "Look at you guys, THIS is your day, and you are doing this! Isn't it great?" And they more or less say, "Whatever, Tony." But with their eyes, not their voices. So I leave them alone when they're like that. My grandma won't even touch the internet. She thinks it's filthy, so I asked her once, "Grandma, wouldn't you think it would take a filthy person to recognize a filthy thing? With original sin and whatnot?" But she can't hear anymore, which is fine, because most things she wouldn't like to hear. Well, I gotta get going, but thanks for stopping by!