At first we were worried because at first glance they seem to be more hip, and possibly French, but after months on the field doing research, Randy and I realized there's nothing to worry about. In fact, there's hardly any competition at all, because F Shirts Dot Org only has TWO colors for their f-shirts, and we've already got five at Tuna Crystals. And we've got way more types of clothes in general, too, with the option to put pockets on ANY of the options as well. And if that's not enough to keep the loyalty of our fans shifted towards us at Tuna Crystals, F Shirts Dot Org are selling THEIR f-shirts for FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS! Can you believe that? Our f-shirts are four hundred dollars cheaper! There's no WAY they'll last in this competitive market! I can't even see why they are trying! Ha! Take it from me and Sandy: Tuna Crystals is here to stay! Don't ever doubt that. Mark our words.
Keep on spreading love, all you loyal Tuna Crystals fans, and we'll be here to spread it, too.
Randy Sandy and Sandy Randy