Well, all the other employees but me are still on vacation it seems, but boy, do I need a vacation also now, even though I recently just had one in the safari in Africa on the fishing trip I talked about earlier. Someone's gotta work though, right?! If no one works, no work gets done, it's that simple, it's one of the basic principles in economics, so I'm stepping up to the metaphorical plate because work is like sales, in that it is no different an animal than a ball game is, and I'm swinging away, getting home runs all day! And I'm swinging to you, dear readers with a new memo. We've got two new paintings on Tuna Crystals. Check them out after clicking on the Odds tab languorously. One is exercised themed, while the other is themed around the 1996 American comedy-drama sports romance lively fiction film starring Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding, Jr. (Who I like best hands down) and Renee Zellweger (Who I don't care for.) I could spend all night on my reactions to that catchy film, but I've gotta watch it again right now! You catch something new every time you watch that very special movie. So do yourself a favor and go out to every one of your local thrift stores, buy all the Jerry Maguire VHS tapes you can find, give them all a watch because they're all special, and send them the address on this page: http://www.everythingisterrible.com/p/maguire-watch.html
Because those folks already have over 6000 of them and that is impressive.