I know you've probably gotten used to Randy Sandy and Sandy Randy introducing all the new Tuna Crystals videos to you, but I'm going to step in for them here with this one, because it's almost impossible to get trained in into anything from the sidelines! You've got to be right up there on the front lines if you really want to get some beneficial experience. However, Randy Sandy and Sandy Randy are right in the other room if I have any questions, which is nice. They're good role models for me and I appreciate them. 
The other day I had a big scare. I was delivering pizzas (off-duty, of course since now I have this Tuna Crystals job) and a bunch of dogs were chasing me all of the sudden and they were barking and slobbering and I thought I was a goner for sure, and I was running as fast as I could, but they caught up to me and tackled me and I was so scared. But I quickly found out they didn't want to hurt me, they just wanted my pizza! So I let them have some of it, but while I was sitting on the ground next to them watching them eat, I started peeling some of the pizza off the sidewalk and eating it too, and the dogs kinda started to respect me, I think, because they probably thought I was one of them or something. I was almost completely in the moment and I knew that the family I was delivering pizzas to would understand completely what had happened and they wouldn't be mad at me or anything. All the dogs took off when the pizza was gone, except for one. He just wanted to be scratched, and he didn't have a collar on or anything, so I ended up just taking him home and keeping him because I didn't see any lost dog posters around or anything. I named him 'Pizza', because it's his favorite food, and now we do everything together. They even said I could take him into work every day here at Tuna Crystals, so it's really cool! He's asleep right now. He stayed up all night last night chewing my sneakers, which is fine, because I don't ever wear shoes, but my parents always give me new pairs every couple of months, so this way I won't ever have to buy my dog Pizza any new toys, because he loves my sneakers so much! It works out so good. But my parents would probably kill me if they found out I was letting Pizza chew on my sneakers. Like I said, though, I don't/won't ever wear them, so it's not my problem.
Well anyway, this video I get to introduce today is a music video for a song called "Instrumental for a Rodeo" by the band Puny. I've always liked rodeos, so I'm happy to finally be able to recommend a rodeo video on behalf of Tuna Crystals. I just heard somewhere that humans are the only animals to ever go about organizing rodeos. I thought that was a pretty neat fact.
At home, my dad made some sort of casserole for dinner a couple nights ago, but he made so much if it that we're going to have to eat it FOREVER! And I HATE leftovers! I can only eat most foods once a week at the most, except for pizza I can eat every day. I could actually probably eat it for every meal, honestly. Pizza is easily my favorite food. If someone said to me, "Tony, how long do you think you could go on, eating once slice of pizza every hour, day and night? Someone would wake you up every hour while you were sleeping during night time and give you a slice and you had to eat it. How long could you do it?" I would probably say "forever/indefinitely." Probably at least until I got the flu or something. I get flu shots every year though, so that's unlikely. Pizza is the pinnacle of food. It even brings people together sometimes. Like with pizza parties and things like that. 
Well, Randy Sandy and Sandy Randy just came over here and said it's time for me to clock out and go home, and this seems like as good a spot as any for me to sign off, so I'd better wrap this up. Thanks for reading and make sure to leave a post if you want to hang out ever or anything. Also leave a post if you feel like letting us know what you think about rodeos!

L8r. 
Tony

Me and Sandy are happy and proud to introduce another new Tuna Crystals video! This new one has a few similar elements to the Mexican Standoff video we just recently revealed, but it is in a Morning Talkshow format as opposed the the previous Western feel of the Mexican Standoff one. The topics are 'food', 'hard work', and Randy couldn't help but notice there's a little 'love' thrown in there, too. Which is what we've always been preaching. But the thing behind any good preacher worth their marbles that you'd hope to find is that he/she had better be preaching what they actually do themselves. Like a "you are what you eat" kind of thing. And we don't like to Pat ourselves on the back, but since there are two of us, Sandy can Pat my back and I can Pat Randy's for him, and since we're unified in matrimony, it's like we're patting our own back as a result, even if we're physically patting each others. As long as you're doing it without hubris, it's okay.

Randy and I are not alone, here at Tuna Crystals, or in the whole world, in our obsession with Mexican Standoffs, because they are situations that always reflect actual day-to-day situations. They can reflect simple activities like trying to cross the street and someone else is crossing, too, from the other way, but when you meet you try to go to the left, but they go the same way, and then you both try to go the other way, but a car is coming from one direction, and someone's popping out of a manhole in the other direction and she might want to hurt you, too, so the theoretical tension grows exponentially. Well, me and Sandy, as you know, are big researchers, and we found that the internet says what a Mexican Standoff is the best. It says: "A Mexican Standoff is most precisely a confrontation among three opponents armed with guns. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. If opponent A shoots opponent B, then while so occupied, opponent C can shoot A, thus winning the conflict. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first." So with that in mind, we have a new video drama with an inside view into the minds of three Mexican Standoff participants from the sixties. 
Just as a heads up, Randy and I will from now on be the ones who most frequently introduce new Video Dramas on Tuna Crystals. Tony will likely introduce some of them, too. He's a tall and energetic good worker and he consistently proves himself to be a loyal and friendly member of Tuna Crystals and we're happy to have him with us, Sandy and I.


Keep in mind that love spreads like a kind of disease that is good to have and we all must do our part. 
With love,
Randy Sandy and Sandy Randy

I know what you're thinking: "Kev, I thought you went on to start pursuing your ice fishing career full-time! What are you doing back here on Tuna Crystals announcing a new situation?" So please let me explain myself: Yes, I did go to start pursuing my ice fishing career full-time, and it's awesome, but also, even with full time 40 hour-a-week jobs, there's still upwards of 70 other hours left in each week. 40 of my 70 extra hours go to self-maintenance things like laundry or going shopping, so that leaves me still with 30 hours, and I spend some of those relaxing, but that still leaves some left over for Tuna Crystals, I've discovered. I'm going to be the bigger man here, and not argue back with Joy, so I'll skip over that whole thing. Anyways, the new radio drama is arguably as heart-felt as the last one, but instead of being in a shopping mall, this drama is in an awesome diner. And Tuna Crystals found two totally rad people to act in the new radio drama: Skyler Nowinski does the voice of Chester and Daniel Dukich does the voice of Paulie. It will feel like you're really there in a spy situation, you won't even believe it. Check it out. 
Well, I am still juggling a lot, maybe I underplayed that fact a smidge, but I gotta get going. I'm not super late, but I am definitely a little late, and where I'm going they're pretty cool, sometimes they're late, too, so usually it works out. 

Peace out guys!
Kev