The other day I had a big scare. I was delivering pizzas (off-duty, of course since now I have this Tuna Crystals job) and a bunch of dogs were chasing me all of the sudden and they were barking and slobbering and I thought I was a goner for sure, and I was running as fast as I could, but they caught up to me and tackled me and I was so scared. But I quickly found out they didn't want to hurt me, they just wanted my pizza! So I let them have some of it, but while I was sitting on the ground next to them watching them eat, I started peeling some of the pizza off the sidewalk and eating it too, and the dogs kinda started to respect me, I think, because they probably thought I was one of them or something. I was almost completely in the moment and I knew that the family I was delivering pizzas to would understand completely what had happened and they wouldn't be mad at me or anything. All the dogs took off when the pizza was gone, except for one. He just wanted to be scratched, and he didn't have a collar on or anything, so I ended up just taking him home and keeping him because I didn't see any lost dog posters around or anything. I named him 'Pizza', because it's his favorite food, and now we do everything together. They even said I could take him into work every day here at Tuna Crystals, so it's really cool! He's asleep right now. He stayed up all night last night chewing my sneakers, which is fine, because I don't ever wear shoes, but my parents always give me new pairs every couple of months, so this way I won't ever have to buy my dog Pizza any new toys, because he loves my sneakers so much! It works out so good. But my parents would probably kill me if they found out I was letting Pizza chew on my sneakers. Like I said, though, I don't/won't ever wear them, so it's not my problem.
Well anyway, this video I get to introduce today is a music video for a song called "Instrumental for a Rodeo" by the band Puny. I've always liked rodeos, so I'm happy to finally be able to recommend a rodeo video on behalf of Tuna Crystals. I just heard somewhere that humans are the only animals to ever go about organizing rodeos. I thought that was a pretty neat fact.
At home, my dad made some sort of casserole for dinner a couple nights ago, but he made so much if it that we're going to have to eat it FOREVER! And I HATE leftovers! I can only eat most foods once a week at the most, except for pizza I can eat every day. I could actually probably eat it for every meal, honestly. Pizza is easily my favorite food. If someone said to me, "Tony, how long do you think you could go on, eating once slice of pizza every hour, day and night? Someone would wake you up every hour while you were sleeping during night time and give you a slice and you had to eat it. How long could you do it?" I would probably say "forever/indefinitely." Probably at least until I got the flu or something. I get flu shots every year though, so that's unlikely. Pizza is the pinnacle of food. It even brings people together sometimes. Like with pizza parties and things like that.
Well, Randy Sandy and Sandy Randy just came over here and said it's time for me to clock out and go home, and this seems like as good a spot as any for me to sign off, so I'd better wrap this up. Thanks for reading and make sure to leave a post if you want to hang out ever or anything. Also leave a post if you feel like letting us know what you think about rodeos!