Hey everyone, my name is Tony and I'm new here to Tuna Crystals if you're wondering. Kev's going on to pursue his ice fishing carreer and I just wanted to say thanks Kev, and jeez do I have some big shoes to fill to say the least. That Kev set some pretty high standards. Kev's like family to me. On the family note, my uncle was a tree consultant until he found out, accidentally actually, that he was super good at bowling, and he joined a professional bowler's circuit and has been making a living that way. Talk about big shoes to fill! And my aunt, unrelated to that uncle, had lots of odd jobs. She was sometimes a guest lecturer for planetariums and sometimes for aquariums, pretty renowned in those realms and fields. Actually, maybe you've heard of her. Her name is Gretchen Kludger and she'd always say under her breath, "Win at all costs, Tony" kinda as a joke, but I came to realize as I got older that she was mostly being serious. Her first husband, I still call him Uncle Kludger, was a popsicle farmer. Now of course he didn't grow finished popsicles, but he did grow all the ingredients, like different sugars and limes, which he arranged with certain processes into some of the best popsicles you'll ever taste. He also made commercials - you might remember his tagline for a memorable laundry commercial, when he said, "The official laundry detergent of sports!" and then he winked at the camera which then moved over to his right a bit and zoomed over to a bikini volleyball match, and then over a little more to a really intense ping pong match that went on forever. Big shoes to fill. So you could say I'm on tall shoulders, and I just want to make my family proud, and they're super happy I got this job because I've been delivering pizza's as long as I can remember. They wanted me to become a continuity director, but I didn't think I had it in me, and not surprisingly, my old man is decently happy with me working at Tuna Crystals. Mom is, too.
So now that you know a little bit about me, I'll let you know a little bit about what's new with Tuna Crystals. We have a new "videos" section. In one Tuna Crystals video, an acclaimed plant salesman knows the plants you would like to own. That can be seen here. Another is a time-lapse video of the making of the mural called "Weary Travelers: Time Consumers" which can also be seen here. That one has a hit single by the band Puny, who can be listened to here. We usually don't like to promote anyone other than ourselves here at Tuna Crystals, but you can check out Puny if you'd like. And last but not least, there's a new tall painting of a sheep and two people repelling down a long thing in the "Odds" section.
My dad does all the laundry at my house, it's kind of funny actually, because my mom NEVER does laundry. Sometimes I think she'd sooner die than do laundry. :) Haha, probably not actually, she might do laundry if NO ONE else was doing it for a LONG time.
Well, I'll let you know more about my family with my next entry, because they're actually pretty cool people and they can be really funny, but they're also pretty strict if they need to be.
I'm so happy to be on the Tuna Crystals team! I couldn't sleep at all last night I was so excited. So maybe next entry I'll be a little more rested and energetic. We'll see if I ever sleep again, because I can't ever see myself getting less excited!
Very cool. I'll be around. Shoot me a message or something, maybe we can chill sometime.
L8r.
Tony
So now that you know a little bit about me, I'll let you know a little bit about what's new with Tuna Crystals. We have a new "videos" section. In one Tuna Crystals video, an acclaimed plant salesman knows the plants you would like to own. That can be seen here. Another is a time-lapse video of the making of the mural called "Weary Travelers: Time Consumers" which can also be seen here. That one has a hit single by the band Puny, who can be listened to here. We usually don't like to promote anyone other than ourselves here at Tuna Crystals, but you can check out Puny if you'd like. And last but not least, there's a new tall painting of a sheep and two people repelling down a long thing in the "Odds" section.
My dad does all the laundry at my house, it's kind of funny actually, because my mom NEVER does laundry. Sometimes I think she'd sooner die than do laundry. :) Haha, probably not actually, she might do laundry if NO ONE else was doing it for a LONG time.
Well, I'll let you know more about my family with my next entry, because they're actually pretty cool people and they can be really funny, but they're also pretty strict if they need to be.
I'm so happy to be on the Tuna Crystals team! I couldn't sleep at all last night I was so excited. So maybe next entry I'll be a little more rested and energetic. We'll see if I ever sleep again, because I can't ever see myself getting less excited!
Very cool. I'll be around. Shoot me a message or something, maybe we can chill sometime.
L8r.
Tony
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